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TRON: Legacy

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Adobe Updater won’t fuck off here either

Technology is complicated, yo. Just look at microwaves. Microwaves heat up stuff, right? So do toasters. Can you make toast in a microwave? No and that’s dumb. Fuck you microwave, I want radioactive toast and now I just have unenthusiastic bread.

TRON: Legacy is the sequel to 1982′s Tron and expounds on the idea of computer programs being visually represented in a sort of inner virtual reality system. And they range from sorta sexy to JEEPERS. No rotund bloatware here. Hell, Windows 8 probably gets all tarted up and goes to the disco. WTF that’s not even how this works. Moving on.

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Cosplay Monday Feature – Brema Ebbing

WELCOME to our second installment of our latest endeavor – COSPLAY MONDAY! If you are not familiar with Cosplay you can go here to read up on the subject.

This weeks feature is also a Florida gal hailing this time from Jacksonville, Fl (AKA South Georgia). We present to you -

Brema Ebbing

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Cosplay Monday Feature – Callie Cosplay

WELCOME to the first of what will hopefully be MANY installments of out latest endeavor – Featured Cosplayers. If you are not familiar with Cosplay you can go here to read up on the subject.

Our first feature is a local girl hailing from Central Florida. So without further ado, here is -

 

Callie Cosplay

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Joss Whedon: ‘I kept telling my mum reading comics would pay off’

Originally Posted at The Guardian Observer
By Emma John

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Joss Whedon found a cult following when he created Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But now he’s directing Hollywood’s biggest superhero movies – and Shakespeare. Emma John meets the fanboy who has turned his obsessions into box-office glory

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    Proof that the geek can inherit the earth: Joss Whedon, photographed at Forbidden Planet in London. Photograph: Karen Robinson for the Observer

    Joss Whedon is standing in the Forbidden Planet comics store in London, surveying a row of plastic action figures. There are Gandalfs and Frodos, Batmen and Ironmen. Whedon points out the few female characters – pert young warrior princesses – all standing in the same pose: shoulders back, cleavage thrust forward. This, he explains, is the reason he resisted a Buffy doll.

    Until last year, Whedon was a writer and director best known for his TV creations. Buffy The Vampire Slayer and its spin-off, Angel, were cult classics, the just-home-from-school fantasy shows that made vampires sexy long before R-Patz and Kristen mooned at each other in Twilight. Then Marvel handed him the biggest toy set they had: Avengers Assemble, a film that trapped their greatest superheroes in one megalithic, extortionately expensive movie. Thor!… Hulk!… Captain America!… Robert Downey Jr! It came with a price tag of no less than $220m; Whedon turned it into the third highest-grossing movie of all time. “I kept telling my mom that reading comic books would pay off,” he deadpans.
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The Time For Regeneration Has Come Again

Originally posted at SuperHeroHype
smithwhodepartureBBC made the sad announcement today that actor Matt Smith would be vacating the role of “Doctor Who” after four years playing the character, finishing up after starring in the 50th Anniversary in November and and the Christmas special.

Smith has achieved a lot of great milestones as the 11th Doctor including being the first actor to be nominated for a BAFTA for the role as well as receiving a National Television Award for Most Popular Male Drama Performance in 2012. Smith’s youthful energy helped the show reach the biggest global audience in BBC history with 77 million fans in the US, UK and Australia alone.

Smith leaves the role with a letter thanking the fans:

Doctor Who has been the most brilliant experience for me as an actor and a bloke, and that largely is down to the cast, crew and fans of the show. I’m incredibly grateful to all the cast and crew who work tirelessly every day, to realize all the elements of the show and deliver Doctor Who to the audience. Many of them have become good friends and I’m incredibly proud of what we have achieved over the last four years.

Having Steven Moffat as showrunner write such varied, funny, mind-bending and brilliant scripts has been one of the greatest and most rewarding challenges of my career. It’s been a privilege and a treat to work with Steven, he’s a good friend and will continue to shape a brilliant world for the Doctor.
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How to Survive in a Resident Evil Movie

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Okay look the zombie apocalypse and the ensuing overwhelming horror is going to get pretty rough, okay? I mean like, scratchy unshaven danglers kinda rough. Trim that shit, son. Are you really manscaping because now is not the time and we’re gonna get through this together but you’re gonna have to toughen up, put on your big-boy pants and probably flex your pectorals or something. I dunno. Man stuff confuses me.

 

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From the Set of Man of Steel

Originally posted at Super Hero Hype
by Scott Chitwood
When Superman Returns hit theaters in 2006, one of the main criticisms fans had about the film was the lack of action. What Bryan Singer’s movie had in melancholic emotions it lacked in the spectacle that audiences have come to expect from comic book movies. So as I and other members of the online press visited the set of Man of Steel way back in August 2011, that was the big question – was Zack Snyder going to deliver the Superman action that fans have been craving?

Walking into the middle of downtown Plano, Illinois where shooting was taking place, it didn’t take long for us to get our answer. As we walked down the street which doubled for Smallville, we saw the smoldering wreckage of an A-10 Warthog spread down the road. The street was filled with craters and the shops along the way such as “Kansas State Bank,” “Payne’s Toys & Comics,” and 7-11 were utterly destroyed. What caused the carnage? Past the smoke and flames we saw it – a Kryptonian battle on a scale we hadn’t seen since 1980′s Superman II.
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Machete Kills Trailer Released.

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In 2007 directors Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez decided to release a pair of films to server as an homage to the 1970′s exploitation films and the theaters that show them, complete with fake preview trailers of other exploitation films coming soon – The Grindhouse,  But that’s not why we’re reading this. It’s is the trailers that we are interested in. One trailer in particular that went on to become an actual film by Robert Rodriguez – Machete.

The 2010 film stars Danny Trejo as ex-Federale agent Machete (for whom the movie is named), who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

The films ridiculous story and over-the-top action brought in a mere $44 million dollars world wide. This is not exactly a failure but not a booming success either. So it was a fun movie if you have the stomach for the genre but you might have thought that his would be the last you would see of this Mexploitation masterpiece. If you did – you thought wrong.

Machete Kills is the sequel to the original celebration of the bloodbath. if you are a fan of the original I am sure you can more of the same from the Robert Rodriguez action bonanza. The September 13 release boasts an all star line up to include Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Carlos Estevez, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demián Bichir, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., William Sadler, Marko Zaror and Mel Gibson.

Check out the trailers below and let us know what you think in the comments. Are you excited for this movie, or should Machete have walked off into the sunset at the end of the last film?